My two ways of singing Jingle Bells

  This are two of my ways of singing Jingle Bells.

Way number one.
  Crashing through the snow in a pair of broken skis, falling of the cliffs, trying to go pee, la la la I woke up in my bed with stitches on my head I think I broke my head e, e, ed, La, La, La, La, La. 

  Hay, Jingle Bells, Batman smells Robin laid an gun, shot a tree and made it go pee in 1983s.
  
Way number two.
   Crashing through the snow on a broken UFO, my butt is turning red I think I broke my head, la, la, la... go back to: I woke up in my bed with...