A note from Bob the blob

  To: PooFace

  From:Bob the blob

  Dear PooFace,

  Last night I farted so bad it smelled like a rose in a garden  pig in a mud pit. After I was finished farting I went back to poop bed I did not notice that when I woke up, I was hovering! I also noticed that my bed room smelled so awesome bad my house was on ROSES FIRE, and I said "WHAT THE POOP IS GOING ON HERE!" Right away I called the firemen, and when they were don  they were all super angry, and they said "It smells so bad out here!" So the chef said extra $900 dollars. Then I was so, so, so,... mad after that.

  Bob the blob